Lovely morning

Gives us no warning

Disappointment on the way

Optimistic fella

Don't need no umbrella

Weather is fine today

Chorus

The sun has shone

So the game will go on

Today they will watch

A good match

Hopefully

Verse

Terry meets Blueser

In their favourite boozer

Every Saturday

The pitch has protection

No need for an inspection

That's what they all say

Chorus

And the clouds do appear

Waterlogged surface

Makes ref so nervous

Injury concerns

Verse

In the morning I look at the weather from my window

Just the very slightest hint of rain

Waterlogged surface again

Thousands of people never be happy till

Saturday comes around

Via bus and train station

Or just ambulation

Make their way to the ground

Chorus

Chorus of boos at the bad news

Not fit for purpose

Waterlogged surface

Nightmare scenario

Oh no

Here we go

Again

Fixture congestion

Why is the question

Plenty suggestions

© Robin Grimmond 2023