My watch said it was 3 03
Our centre half's already scored an O.G.
OMG
Why does this always happen ?
Chorus
I hate football
I really hate football, I do
Verse
My watch said it was 3 07
Our striker's just been booked for dehvin'
Well we equalised
Hardy Har Har
But our equaliser's been ruled out by VAR
Chorus
I hate
I really hate football
I really, really hate football
Yes, indeed I do
Verse
Our striker's long hair makes him look like an apostle
But he couldn’iscore in a brothel
On my watch it was 3 45
We've missed an open goal
Man alive !
Chorus
I hate
I really hate football
I really, really hate
Verse
My watch said it was 4 10
Our striker's missed a pen again
On my watch it said 4 29
The opposition's already wasting time
Chorus
I hate
I really hate football
I really, really hate football
Yes, indeed I do
Verse
On my watch it was 4 38
How much longer for a goal do we have to wait ?
On my watch it was 4 49
Still another 5 minutes of injury time
Chorus
I hate
I really hate football
I really, really hate football
Yes, indeed I do
Verse
My watch said 4 54
The ref blew the final whistle
Seconds before we scored
Chorus
I hate
I really hate football
I really, really hate football
Yes, indeed I do
Yes, indeed I do
© Robin Grimmond 2022
